Deangelo: Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott, Angela?
Michael: My boyfriend can. He’s a state senator.
Mm-hmm. Oh, no, he can’t help, because that title has no meaning.
Oscar: Try Jim, Deangelo. He’ll be able to help.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael: Oh, I totally don’t know where Michael is, dude.
Hey, you want to listen to some records?

Deangelo: No one’s listening to me! I’m running out of time.
Michael: What— What are you talking about?
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up